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August 4th, 2012 (11:26 am)
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I love my new iPad, I really do, but it's just gone all Lieutenant Kije on me and -- in the middle of a reply to a comment, which I can't edit -- created somebody called 'Andre'. I have no idea what freak combination of letters Andre emerged from, but he seems to be related in some way to Scorpius Malfoy, and -- since iPaddy obviously thinks they're interchangeable -- I suspect he's an identical twin, and wonder if Draco keeps him locked up in the attic, possibly because he's inherited all the Darkest of the Malfoys' Dark genes, or because he's a Squib, or maybe just because he's too nice...

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Posted by: Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs)
Posted at: August 4th, 2012 10:49 am (UTC)

he seems to be related in some way to Scorpius Malfoy

It's more likely that he's related to Hagrid - Andre has to be a Giant.

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: August 4th, 2012 12:38 pm (UTC)

Though not necessarily the giant... (Now I'm fighting to keep thoughts of Mpreg out of my head).

Posted by: Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs)
Posted at: August 4th, 2012 07:35 pm (UTC)

Mpreg? Inconceivable!

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: August 4th, 2012 07:39 pm (UTC)

I'm not sure that means what you think it means...

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