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May 31st, 2010 (09:51 pm)

I've always wanted more attention, and now I've got it! Someone has kindly spent the afternoon making twenty-six comments on my Legolas/Eowyn challenge stories:

fakes!

To alternate pairings is stupid especially when Eowyn is married to Faramir.They belong together. Legolas absolutelly doesn't care about Eowyn.Get over it,girl! Btw these icons are stupid.Eowyn with the fellowship on a quest?OMG you have no brain.


...these stupid fakes sex scenes about L and E are disgusting...

And the perennial classic:

Read the true LOTR book by Tolkien!

Unfortunately, she's anonymous, so I can't thank her for her effort :-)

Comments

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: May 31st, 2010 09:02 pm (UTC)
Grr aargh

She's a pillock and wouldn't appreciate your response anyway. Why shouldn't you write subtle AUs? You go, girl.

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: May 31st, 2010 09:21 pm (UTC)

Why shouldn't you write subtle AUs?

Sad to have no sense of humour, isn't it?

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: May 31st, 2010 09:38 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:25 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:33 pm (UTC)

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 09:47 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Quinara (quinara)
Posted at: May 31st, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
Spuffy tree

*ships Legolas/Eowyn and and does some sort of Legolas/Eowyn dance*

Way to fail in imagination, there, anon.

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)

does some sort of Legolas/Eowyn dance

I'd like to see that!

She needs to take a chill pill.

Posted by: silviaelisa (silvia_elisa)
Posted at: May 31st, 2010 10:11 pm (UTC)
misc: imho

I'm thinking there's a reason why s/he's stayed anonymous... tsk!

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)

Typical bullying tactics!

Posted by: Just an Under-Gamekeeper (girlingoldboots)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 12:04 am (UTC)
avatar neytiri wood sprite

wow...they lose all credibility for being anonymous. Funny how it's critiquing your style, when it's barely literate in comments.

I never thought of the L/E pairing until I read your stuff, then I was 'Hell yeah!'

At least you entertained yourself reading the comments.

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)

Funny how it's critiquing your style, when it's barely literate in comments.

First Rule of Flaming: always check your spelling and grammar, LOL!

I never thought of the L/E pairing until I read your stuff, then I was 'Hell yeah!'

That's made my day :-)


Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Missus Howard (syien_island)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 12:06 am (UTC)
Too Silly

Ahhh, love the anonymous posters who say things to your arse but run away because they can't say anything to your face. Little darlings must be 12 years old and LURVE AU fics so long as they cater to their tastes and fantasies. How much do you want to bet that this person hasn't even begun to plow through anything written by Tolkien?

*waves the Eowyn/Legolas banner proudly*

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:18 pm (UTC)

love the anonymous posters who say things to your arse but run away because they can't say anything to your face.

I had an even better one, who changed her user name every time she contacted me, and banned me from commenting, so I couldn't reply!

How much do you want to bet that this person hasn't even begun to plow through anything written by Tolkien?

The fact that she (with countless others) thinks that having read Tolkien is such a rare achievement does make you wonder about her reading age!

*waves the Eowyn/Legolas banner proudly*

YAY!

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 09:52 pm (UTC)

Posted by: idle_curiosity (idle_curiosity)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 01:40 am (UTC)
pic#86517919

>I've always wanted more attention, and now I've got it!<

I felt the same way about my first flame, lol.

I wondered if I should be flattered somehow.

This person (anonymous ... how appropriate) wrote 27 flames? Good heavens, she needs a life.

I love the pairing of Legolas and Eowyn, and I rarely love AU couples. What draws me to yours is the fact that you've dealt realistically and well with the original pairing.

And actually, in the original movies, I wasn't all that invested in Eoywn and Faramir anyway, having been given no screen time build-up (unless you've invested in the extended versions, as I *eventually* did), and my haven't (gasp!) read the books. Yes, that part is true too, lol.

Ignore her, and keep writing. Those of us who love Legolas and Eowyn will be here to read it.



Posted by: idle_curiosity (idle_curiosity)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 01:56 am (UTC)
pic#86517919

And she copied and pasted the same comment 27 times, lol.

And A +++++++ (ad infinitum) for originality.

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 11:16 am (UTC)

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:06 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:11 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 11:22 pm (UTC)

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)

Posted by: starduchess (starduchess)
Posted at: August 9th, 2010 03:03 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:27 pm (UTC)

Posted by: Karen (kazzy_cee)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 06:22 am (UTC)

If these people put all their energy into positive things the world could be a better place ..*eyeroll*. Sorry you've had to be on the receiving end!

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)

Thank you!

Posted by: Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff (suki_blue)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 11:02 am (UTC)
Marvel -- Spider-Man What?

Oh no, you got trolled!!! You've got to feel sorry for people like that. They just don't get diversity or creativity. No imagination!

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:04 pm (UTC)

Oh no, you got trolled!!!

Yes! I've never had it before, so I have to make the most of it!

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:27 pm (UTC)

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 11:33 am (UTC)
Good Grief

I love the way that people just don't get the idea than fanfic IS NOT THE BOOK, or for that matter the film. If you only want to read the book then... yes, READ THE BOOK.

I presume that 27 comments means she felt the urge to read 27 chapters to be sure of her opinion?

As for fakes sex scenes about L and E - as far as I recall there is no fake sex anywhere - it's the genuine article right from the beginning! (Hard to be sure what she means, of course...!)


I have had two comments at HASA for Pure Morning - one was enthusiastic - possibly saw it as more romantic than I meant it to be. The other was a private review which said 'Pew! Call me a prude, but Pew!'

I'm still not sure if she was trying to be insulting or not - she did sign it - so I thanked her nicely.

But I still wonder what pews had to do with it...

Edited at 2010-06-01 04:39 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)

They're a 'fake' couple, apparently, so I suppose a fake couple has fake sex!

'Pew! Call me a prude, but Pew!'

Was she American? In some states, sex betweem first cousins is classed as incest (as someone pointed out when I wrote my Theodred/Eowyn story), and a bit of Googling showed that some people a) think that first cousins will immediately conceive a monster and that b) when they do, it's God's punishment.

I thought your Pure Morning was fascinating, though actually more for your characterisation of Eowyn than for the plot, though that was moving...

I thanked her nicely

That's what I would have done had she left a name. It really seems to wind them up :-)

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 10:35 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:30 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 11:31 pm (UTC)

Posted by: starduchess (starduchess)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 04:37 pm (UTC)

Some people just don't want to see outside their little bubble.

I wonder, though, since she posted 26 times, if she bothered to actually read your stuff or just saw some of it and decided to flame away. Stupid people. Ignore it; she's not worth your time.

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: June 1st, 2010 09:49 pm (UTC)

I wonder, though, since she posted 26 times, if she bothered to actually read your stuff

I'm sure she didn't, going by the timing of the comments. And the thing is, if she'd posted one or two comments I might have been upset, but when there are 26, the joke's on her! I'm just miffed that I can't reply because I don't know who she is!

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:27 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:25 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 6th, 2010 09:30 pm (UTC)

Hey Nigloreth,you are just stupid idiot,Tolkien and LOTR offender,Eowyn/Faramir great love offender...
You better shut up and those other morons who support you too.
Legolas/Eowyn pairing sucks the most.It's nonsense pairing.They are NOT in love,never were and never will be.Girl,you really need to get a life and simply face the fact Eowyn loves Faramir and no one else.Legolas doesn't love her.She has never been important for him.Wake up you stupid idiot and make it up.
FARAMIR/EOWYN FOREVER!!!They love each other!That's true!
Leave Legolas alone and don't pair him with Faramir's wife.She belongs to Faramir!Legolas has never been in love with her!
I hate you bitch and I hate your Eryn Idiot Centaur page.
And yes,all your stories are just fakes because Legolas and Eowyn didn't even talk to each other in the movies and books.You know why Tolkien and Jackson didn't pair them?because Tolkien and Jackson wre not stupid morons and they knew to make Legolas and Eowyn a couple would be totally stupid and nonsense.The were geniuses.You are not.

Posted by: Missus Howard (syien_island)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
Filthy Liar

Ummm...I think the 12 year old is back.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:18 pm (UTC)

I told you I'm not 12 year old.Can't you read ot what?
People who invent and dream about ships which don't exist in canon are like 12 years old kids or pubescents.

Posted by: Missus Howard (syien_island)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 02:54 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 06:31 pm (UTC)

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 10:28 pm (UTC)

Posted by: starduchess (starduchess)
Posted at: August 9th, 2010 03:19 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:24 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 10:07 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 8th, 2010 04:46 pm (UTC)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 7th, 2010 01:23 pm (UTC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzvUZwAHjNY

Posted by: Shapinglight (shapinglight)
Posted at: August 8th, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
anti-OTP

Well, that was one of the most entertaining trollings I've ever seen. Thanks for sharing, Ningloreth. Thanks also for a very entertaining and thought provoking talk on Saturday afternoon at Writercon UK.

This anonymous person couldn't be more wrong about you than if they had read a book called How To Be Wrong. :)

Posted by: ningloreth (ningloreth)
Posted at: August 9th, 2010 12:49 pm (UTC)

Thank you!

(I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the talk ;-)

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